Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Pet Peeve: Mustaches

I don't get it.

Why are mustaches everywhere right now? They are tattoos, party themes, coffee mugs, jokes ("I mustache you ask a question..." or something like that), photo props... etc.

Why is that cool? Is it supposed to be ironic-funny because mustaches are so not cool? I must be old.

I only approve of two mustaches:

1. Tom Selleck

2. Ron Swanson

Please, please, please don't get this tattoo, people. Seriously, it will only be funny for a minute - use a sharpie.